They were such goofballs when they first came in, ordered like our whole stock of orange juice but are just so much fun. By far the best day we'd had up until that point, we still talk about it.
I reigned them in though, the next two times they came were such fun and we spoke briefly on Discord afterwards. Poke Me wanted to marry Peach Gobbler so bad, I almost wish I lead him on a bit but she was too bitter a lesbian in RP to even try and I'm not the type to do so OOC. Still, he should've spoke to us more, I would've love to have gotten to know him, to talk to him on Steam, to watch stupid videos I'm sure he would've loved; he had a pretty edgy sense of humour but nothing so off-colour that would've entirely ruined our friendship; even if he did, it feels so petty to even think about it now. What feels the worst is that he couldn't stick around to carry on the bit into Valentione's day. I don't blame him, it's clear he had a lot going on, but I think we would've had a lot of fun with it.
I had to taken this on my own due to a miscommunication but I still love it--those two adore the Seven Hells out of me. I love them too and I'm choosing to remember them like this, my two little asshole goats who'd follow me around begging for Orange Juice, Sake, and attention. You're an absolute treasure, No Poke. You carry on the bit, you can take and receive insults with the best of them, and you're not gonna hear the end of it if you don't hug and dote on auntie every time you see her, you're kissing for two now.
Poke Me - Jacob - Hexqqed
10/06/03 - 02/13/24
May we meet again on melancholy hill, meus amicus.